Sexy Major Lee Tanked Costume
"You better down these shots, princess, in less than a minute or else i will make you spin around in circles until you puke!" "But, major, either way will probably end in the same exact outcome!" "This isn't about the outcome, soldier, it's about having the greatest time of our lives!"
You've heard of all the different battalions and special operative officers in the army. There's the sniper regiments, demolitions experts, and even tank commanders. Well we're here to introduce you to the first ever R and R platoon placed in the ranks of the military with only one purpose, one mission in mind; to invade the party scene and hold it until the sun comes up. They have officers like the pong sniper division, experts in getting demolished, and tanked commanders! The battlefield is harsh though and the blisters from that much dancing are serious. It's time to get a few more field medics trained in so they can nurse the wounded back to health with their shots of wonderful and energizing elixirs.
The gear has even been advance to the highest degree by our greatest scientists. Bandoleers have been revamped to carry shot glasses, canteens... well, canteens didn't really change much. Turns out they're really good at holding tequila just like water. The dog tag has been modified to open any and all kinds of regulation bottles with metal caps. We've also worked on correcting the uniform for the perfect cute and sexy look with all the fantastic camouflage just like any of the other branches of our army. Now get out there, soldier! There are thirsty people who need your help!
- Dog tag bottle opener
- Shoulder bag
- 3 Shot glasses
- Canteen flask
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