Need More Cowbell Sublimated Costume T-shirt
Let’s make this perfectly clear right up top: if you have a fever, you need actual medicine, or at least bed rest and plenty of fluids. Under no circumstances should you attempt to cure a fever with more cowbell, no matter what you may have heard from Christopher Walken or anybody else. Medical studies have never established that cowbell has any kind of curative properties, no matter the dosage.
This isn’t to say that you should avoid cowbell, necessarily. It can still be an enjoyable pastime, and it may have some value as a folk remedy, especially when it comes to getting over a fear of the reaper. Just be aware that cowbell is no substitute for established medicines or treatment by a licensed therapist. In fact, it may be wise to avoid taking medical advice from late night sketch comedy programs all together, but we understand that this may be asking a lot.
Along the same lines, we must remind you that owning this officially licensed More Cowbell t-shirt in no way qualifies you to give medical advice or treatment to anyone. It does, however, qualify you to pull out your best Will Ferrell impression, and you don’t even have to provide your own chest hair or pale, exposed belly. As for the cowbell, it’s hard to imagine needing much more than the one superimposed on this shirt. That is just about as big a cowbell as we ever hope to see. We’d even go so far as to say this shirt is the cure for a dull party. But not for a fever. Again, there are some things even the most cowbell can’t remedy.
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