Officer Booty on Duty Costume

Look, we’ve all had that dream where we show up to school or work and then look down and realize we forgot to put any pants on. You just happened to live out that dream in real life! And it’s honestly no wonder…when you wake up late and you’re running around, trying to get ready for work and grab some breakfast and get out the door in time, there’s lots of things you can forget! For instance, we’ve forgotten our phone at home a ton of times, and this one time, we even got to work and realized that we forgot to put on a belt! We were tuggin’ and yankin’ those khakis up all day! So embarrassing!

So what we trying to say is: This could have happened to anybody. Don’t feel bad! Sure, so you forgot to slip on that regulation uniform before you hit the door, and the captain’s probably not gonna be happy that you’re not inspection ready. But it’s tough out there on the beat, and you’ve got a lot on your mind, and a slip-up now and again is bound to happen!

Also, we gotta be honest - you do look amazing. It might not be what the union had in mind, but you’re not going to have any problems getting your partner to watch your back when you’re out on the streets in this Office Booty on Duty Costume! The only downside is that they might not be able to watch anything else, but we don’t really think that’s gonna be a problem, because one look at you in this “arresting” (geddit?) ensemble and you’ll have all the bad guys stopping in their tracks! Who knows…you not wearing pants to work just might be the best thing that ever happened for upholding this city’s law and order!