Adult Black Dog Costume

Oh boy, Toto. I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore! Or we are in Kansas and all dogs are now actually people dressed as dogs, or... all people are dressed as dogs and dogs are dressed as people dressed as dogs? Hang on, we've got to stop. That is an extremely slippery slope! So stop sliding and jump into a tornado off to Oz! That's right, with Dorothy by your side, you can do anything. Sure, she thinks this is her story, but you're always the one really running the show. You're the one who keeps your merry band together walking down that yellow brick road, and you're the one who uncovers that the Wizard isn't some "great and terrible" monster, he's just a guy behind a curtain. And who really (we mean really) defeats the Wicked Witch of the West? You think it's Dorothy and a pail of water? Please! It's Toto, endlessly attacking and defending and attacking again. Toto saves the day and what does he get? Pssh, nothing! No brain like the Scarecrow, no heart like the Tin Man, no courage like the Lion. What a bunch of baloney. We don't even see what Toto gets but we bet it was just a bowl of dog food.

So now it's your chance to show everyone how awesome and important Toto truly was. Without you, none of that amazing Oz stuff would have happened. So find the Dorothy in your life and tell her it's time to partner up again for more adventures, but this time, Toto barks the shots.