6.25FT Ned the Nightmare Clown Animated Decoration - Scream Saver
- Standard: Oct 1 2025
- Animatronic
- Stand
- Instruction Sheet
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Size | Measurement | Standard | Metric |
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Standard | Height | 75" to the top of the hat | 75" to the top of the hat |
- Plastic stand, polyester clothing, foam and plastic
- Posable arms, eerie laughing, eyes flash red, fair music playing, speaks 3 phrases
- on/off switch, requires 3 AA batteries ( not included )
- Measures 75 inches tall to the top of the hat
- Exclusive
Carn-Evil Energy
If your front yard needs just a little more chaos this season, Ned the Nightmare Clown is ready to drop in and ruin literally everyone's night. Standing 75 inches tall to the top of his comically pointy hat, Ned is equal parts carnival clown and chaotic menace. With a smile that screams “I’m definitely not part of the show,” and blood-spattered clothes that suggest he’s recently made someone disappear, he’s here to haunt the big top—and your porch.
Design & Details
Ned features posable wireframe arms and a plastic stand, so you can adjust his menace levels as needed. His red eyes flash like a warning siren as his arms move back and forth with sinister excitement. All the while, Ned unleashes eerie, taunting laughter, backed by looping circus music that feels increasingly like a threat. With three different voice phrases (“You think I'm funny? Look in the mirror!” being a standout), he’s got a whole bag of verbal tricks.
Made from a mix of plastic, foam, and polyester, he sets up easily with 3 AA batteries (not included). An on/off switch lets you control when he starts roasting your guests, and the red pom details and vintage clown styling give him just enough charm to make you uncomfortable about how much you're enjoying this.
Welcome to the Un-Funhouse
Clowns are supposed to bring joy. Ned missed that memo, lit it on fire, and used it to juggle flaming hatchets. He’s weird. He’s loud. He might be looking directly into your soul. In short: he’s exactly the kind of cursed cheer your haunted circus theme needs.

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