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Women's Solid Silver Mock Neck Jumpsuit Costume

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Womens Solid Silver Mock Neck Jumpsuit
Womens Solid Silver Mock Neck Jumpsuit
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Product Information

Items Included
  • Jumpsuit
Features
  • 90% Polyester 10% Spandex
  • Full body jumpsuit has high collar
  • Jumpsuit zips down the front

What's that, captain? A capricious alien life form has put a debilitating kink in the hose that pulls air from the ship's living quarter's into the carbon dioxide scrubber? Oh no! We're all going to suffocate slowly in a cloud of our own stale breath, unless we can find a way to meet its outrageous demands and restore the flow of breathable oxygen! But what does it want?

Then it's even worse than we thought. The alien would need to have seen decades' worth of daytime television inadvertently beamed from Earth to develop such a ridiculous flair for the dramatic! Why else would it refuse to negotiate with anybody who's not wearing a flashy Womens Solid Silver Mock Neck Jumpsuit like this?

Doesn't it know that lives are at stake? Isn't it aware that space is supposed to make people really, really cold? Won't a suit with anything less than multiple layers of thermal protection and an active heating system be extremely uncomfortable for the brave soul who's going to talk this extra-terrestrial villain out of strangling our life support systems?

That courageous person would have to be really, really hot if they were going to survive long enough to relay even our most basic objections to the alien's terms! Computer, fetch us a hairdryer: we're going to have to take care of this the old-fashioned way. That is, unless some extremely durable and shapely member of the crew volunteered to wear this preposterously sexy one-piece outfit into space. Any takers? It would look great on your intergalactic résumé!

Size Chart
SizeMeasurementStandardMetric
X-Small/Small Chest 30" - 32" 76cm - 81cm
X-Small/Small Waist 22" - 24" 56cm - 61cm
X-Small/Small Hips 32" - 34" 81cm - 86cm
Small/Medium Chest 32" - 36" 81cm - 91cm
Small/Medium Waist 24" - 26" 61cm - 66cm
Small/Medium Hips 34" - 36" 86cm - 91cm
Medium/Large Chest 34" - 38" 86cm - 97cm
Medium/Large Waist 26" - 28" 66cm - 71cm
Medium/Large Hips 36" - 38" 91cm - 97cm
Large/X-Large Chest 36" - 40" 91cm - 102cm
Large/X-Large Waist 28" - 30" 71cm - 76cm
Large/X-Large Hips 38" - 40" 97cm - 102cm
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