Adult Hockey Mask
- Adult Hockey Mask
- Rigid plastic mask
- Elastic bands around sides & top of head
- Will obstruct vision
- Not intended for actual use playing hockey
We’ve spent a lot of time thinking about masks. We all wear masks of sorts. Why, there’s the mask you wear in front of your coworkers to show everyone that you’re a team player. There’s a mask you wear while you’re with your family for the holidays. We wears masks to show our friends that we’re much stronger than we really are and we try to use mask to hide our feelings.
Then, there’s this hockey mask, which isn’t metaphorical at all. It’s just a mask you wear when you want to look like some kind of crazed killer. You probably shouldn’t wear it to work. You probably shouldn’t wear it to meet grandma for lunch, but it does make you look like someone out of a horror movie and you can’t put a price on that. Well, actually you can, but that’s beside the point…
Wear this mask if you want to look scary. That’s pretty much the size of it.