Child Star Wars Ep. 7 Kylo Ren 1/2 Helmet
- Full-Face Mask
- Molded plastic full-face mask shaped like Kylo Ren's faceplate
- Elastic security band
- Foam pads inside for comfort and positioning
- Mesh-covered eye opening
This Child Star Wars Ep. 7 Kylo Ren 1/2 Helmet is your kid’s chance to be the villain from Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Will your child defeat the forces of the Resistance, return to the light side of the Force, or will Rey and Finn prevail against them? Will your child choose cookies or fruit for their snack? (We hear the dark side has cookies, and if the eternal struggle between choosing delicious, empty carbs or unglamorous fiber isn’t an apt metaphor for the tension between the quick and easy path of the dark side and the discipline demanded by the path of the Jedi, we don’t know what is.)
Get grandpa a Darth Vader costume, and they’ll be best pals! Just make sure no hard feelings toward the rest of the family are generated––when daddy tries to take that lightsaber out of their hands for bath time, just make sure it’s not anywhere near a large, bottomless chasm, although there do tend to be fewer of those in American homes than in Star Wars locales. Apparently, spaceships and industrial facilities in a galaxy far, far away require bottomless pits for some unknown purpose.
Fair warning: if your child starts destroying their belongings in rage while terrified underlings avoid them, maybe it’s time to go back to the Darth Maul face paint for a while. They might have run around everywhere jumping and kicking things, but at least you didn’t have to replace the furniture in their room!