Frank the Flasher Costume
- Rain Coat w/Belt
- Comb Over Wig
- Flesh polyester jumpsuit ties in back of neck
- Jumpsuit has nipples, plush "weenie", & pubic hair
- Brown polyester trench coat is worn over jumpsuit
- Matching belt, faux pockets, & faux buttons on trenchcoat
- Included wig features bald spot & synthetic grey hair
Let’s face it: some people are prudes. But you? Nah. You’ve dreamed and dreamed about living au natural at a nudist colony. But...you’ve also just made partner and closed on a pretty amazing house. So, how to satisfy your desire to be out in the wind without a care in the world?
Enter Frank. Frank is...kinda like your alter ego (on a good day) and your weird grandpa (on a not so good day) mixed together. Frank doesn’t hold back. Frank doesn’t do pinstripes. Frank doesn’t shine his shoes. In fact, Frank doesn’t even own shoes. Frank is ten-hour work weeks, tops. Frank is devil-may-care. Frank is throw-caution-to-the-wind. Frank may or may not be losing his mind. Frank has nipples because Frank is...well...Frank is naked. And Frank seems quite happy about it.
So, maybe you can’t go off and leave it all behind to feel the sun beaming on your bum. Ah, well. We can’t have it all, can we? We can’t all be Frank. Or...can we? Pick up this Frank the Flasher Costume and you can draw laughs from everyone you...er...encounter all while feeling the freedom you long for (in a totally legal way!) Your real birthday suit is reserved for bath time, but Frank here has a way of making his way to all the happening parties in town. That Frank. We know it sounds counterintuitive to your (ahem) sensitive nature, but slipping on this jumpsuit (with all its...bits n’ pieces…) and its accompanying trench coat may be just the ticket for you to let it all hang loose this Halloween!
|Standard||Jumpsuit Chest||49" - 58"||124cm - 147cm|
|Standard||Jumpsuit Waist||44" - 52"||112cm - 132cm|
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