Kids Grandpa Costume
- Jumpsuit w/ Attached Bow Tie
- 100% polyester
- Jumpsuit Velcros in back
- Synthetic silver wig w/ rubber skin color forehead
So your kiddo wants to grow up, does he? That's fine, we'll help him along.
You go ahead and fill him in on all the delights of aging. The creaking joints, the aches and pains, the dimming vision and muted hearing. He still wants to be an old man? Did you tell him about dentures? And glasses and canes? How he'll be popping pills like candy every single day?
Well if that doesn't scare him off, we suppose he's pretty serious about turning into a little old man. Well at least he's made his mind up, even if he IS sounding a bit stubborn... hey! Stubborn? Maybe he's more prepared for his role of old geezer than we thought! See how he deals with young whipper-snappers. Is he annoyed? Well, in that case.
Here we have our Kids Grandpa Costume. It's a full jumpsuit, complete with hideous blue plaid and clashing printed yellow shirt and brown vest. The outfit also comes with a synthetic silver wig for the bald comb-over effect. Put your kid in this and he'll suddenly have an urge to tell people to get off the lawn. He might get cravings for butterscotch candy. And don't be surprised if he wants to stay in and play gin rummy all day instead of leaving the house. Don't worry, we'll keep him company. We'll just throw on a pot of coffee and settle in for The Price is Right.