Santa Claus Rectangular Glasses
- Rectangular Frame Eyeglasses
- Rectangular wire frames
- Plastic lenses
- Rubber coating along earpiece
So, we are asking every man, woman, and child to take up our cause. If you believe in Christmas, if you have a heart, if you’re not a humbug, please purchase a pair of these Santa Claus Rectangular Glasses and we’ll send a collective message to the big guy that we won’t stand for this kind of change. Think of it as a costume petition, if you will. If everyone starts wearing them, maybe Santa will see that needing readers isn’t a bad thing; certainly not worth crushing the hopes and dreams of people all across the globe. Think about the ramifications of a glasses-less St. Nick: every Christmas book will need to be re-illustrated; every Christmas film will need re-editing; every dad and grandpa across the U.S. will have to adapt their Santa-dressing routines to new regulations. It will be mass chaos.
So we beg of you: stand with us this holiday season. Wear these iconic glasses and create a movement. Tell Santa we will NOT accept corrective eye surgery. The future of Christmas rests on your nose.