Giant Turban

It's rather likely you'll be the subject of a children's movie, immortalized in written tales for generations to come, or bombarded with the cameras of documentary filmmakers—so before Ali Baba rubs your magic lamp, make sure you're dressed to impress.

A Giant Turban, a powerful voice, and a number of magic tricks should do it. Or if you want to impersonate Johnny Carson, that's a good option too. Just, um, make sure you have at least three (preferably more) wishes to grant the lucky lamp-rubber. That's sort of why you're here, you know. Can we get a day off? Make that two days off. Next let's fast-forward to Halloween night, the best day of the year. Finally, we would like seven more wishes—oh, that's not allowed? Fine. We'll take a round of new, comfy swivel chairs for the office.