Women's Curves Dark Sorceress Costume
- 100% polyester
- Pullover V-neck dress has velvet strip down center front
- Form-fitting bodice, wide butterfly sleeves, thigh-high slit on left side
- Self-fabric waist ties for fit adjustment
What we wouldn’t give to be a dark sorceress, to wield mighty arcane magic for whatever petty purpose might amuse us at the moment. We’d start with our boyfriend. We’d cast a spell of him by saying Makemea Dinnerus, followed by the potent Footrubbicus Allnighticus while we watch old episodes of Felicity and eat chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream from the carton. On mom we’d cast Forgetabouta Grandchildicus so we could let our biological clock tick for a few more years guilt-free, followed by Weknowthatoursisteris Datingadoctorus.
Our job would be much better too. We’d cast Giveusan Undeservedraiseicus on the boss. And on everyone else we’d cast Shuttheheckupicus Leaveusaloneicus so we could finally do what’s most important at work -- taking long naps and watching Felicity while we eat chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream from the carton. (We’re really into that show and flavor of ice cream right now.)
If you love imagining a power trip as much as us and want to look good while you do it, then we’ve got the dark sorceress costume for you right here. This becoming black dress has a V-neck and thigh-high slit in its side so you can enchant everyone around you. Let’s face it, even without this dress you’re already all-powerful -- but it never hurts to look the part, too!*
*Eye of newt, black cat, and Necronomicon not included.
|1X||Chest||38" - 42"||97cm - 107cm|
|1X||Waist||36" - 40"||91cm - 102cm|
|2X||Chest||42" - 46"||107cm - 117cm|
|2X||Waist||40" - 44"||102cm - 112cm|
|3X||Chest||46" - 50"||117cm - 127cm|
|3X||Waist||44" - 48"||112cm - 122cm|
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