Womens Skeleton Tights

Are you a ponderer? Are you a dreamer?

And do you want tights that will show off your femur?

Do you wish you could show off

That bone called the fibula

And perhaps even kneecap

Metatarsal, and tibia?

Then these are for you

They are tried, they are true

A sweet bony look

In which you’ll never feel blue!

These stockings are black

With bones on front and back

They look custom made

But they’re right off the rack!

So what spooky look would go best with these tights?

A skeleton girl that haunts in dark nights?

A ghostly dead lover? Or something more funny?

The choice is all yours

Now give us your money!

Perhaps that sounds too forceful

We just really want you to be happy

and that's no bull